Teleporting eggnog sounds very messy. Especially if there isn't a teleporting cup or bowl or something as well. Blech!

Speaking of blech, Dave Atell says in his standup routine that eggnog is elf cum. Double blech!

Im sorry you feel noodly and wretched. Rest assured that we still think you are the opposite of wretched. We also think you are definite. I know I'm not supposed to speak for other people, but I'm doing so anyway. We all think you are Definitely Awesome.

The whole noodle thing is sorta beyond my ability to judge from here though.