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Or "at ass," maybe. Hur. Anyway, because I can't manage to get them into the old post below, here's a link to the towering and turgid works DB and I realized at Buttcheeks:

http://www.papertiger.50megs.com/photo4.html

Bonus! The genuine original classic Stripper's Mermaid sketch.

In other news, I got an offer from my overboss today. They don't want me to leave, so they've offered me a less clincally-depressing position. If it works out I'm going to stay, while scheming and whoring busily to grow my freelance client list. Because I fear the wolf, fear his yellow eyes at my door, and the spit he leaves everywhere with his stupid wolfish slavering.