jwaneeta

Good lord, child, I did not know you had a history of pratfalls. Is that why you relate so strongly to Giles?

I never considered that, but yes, perhaps that's the answer! No one knows what it's like to be a bad man, to be a sad man a thundering, banana peel klutz. There's some kind of karmic burden in play.

Do you frequently lose consciousness?

Not as often as I'd like. In many cases that would be a relief. It's really embarassing to take dives into rivers, lakes, manholes and orchestra pits, invariably in front of large audiences. I almost fell out of the balcony the last time I went to the opera.

Alas! It's so hard to be a Giles. And I can't even do warlocky spells -- so there's no corrective coolness factor. Sniff.