Alas, that seven deadly sins quiz in which I maxed out on the Sloth is absolutely on the mark--I just cannot sustain the impetus required to Wank with a capital doubleyew. My modus operandi in these situations is rather a sneering locked LiveJournal comment (or some such) followed by years if not decades of simmering resentment occasionally boiling over into minor acts of petty revenge. Do Easy, I say.