posted by [identity profile] greboguru.livejournal.com at 05:05am on 30/12/2008
Teleporting eggnog sounds very messy. Especially if there isn't a teleporting cup or bowl or something as well. Blech!

Speaking of blech, Dave Atell says in his standup routine that eggnog is elf cum. Double blech!

Im sorry you feel noodly and wretched. Rest assured that we still think you are the opposite of wretched. We also think you are definite. I know I'm not supposed to speak for other people, but I'm doing so anyway. We all think you are Definitely Awesome.

The whole noodle thing is sorta beyond my ability to judge from here though.
 
posted by [identity profile] jwaneeta.livejournal.com at 05:11am on 30/12/2008
Stop talking smack about my eggnog. Eggnog is the perfect substance.

The noodle thing means that my arms -- which once had muscles of a sort -- are now like limp pasta strands. AUUUGHHHHHHH

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