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FEMA BOOBY: The plan is in effect and rescue operations are going forward. We have provided food and water to everyone at the Convention Center.
KOPPEL: With respect, sir, you have not.
FEMA BOOBY: We have.
KOPPEL *heatedly* Sir, the surviors at the Convention Center -- our reporters --
FEMA BOOBY: Uh, I meant the Astrodome. We've given people at the Astrodome food and water.
KOPPEL *incredulous* Sir, you told people to go to the Convention Center. They gathered there in the expectation that supplies would be waiting.
FEMA BOOBY: Now, really -- I -- I don't know that promise was made.
KOPPEL, overwhelmed by such obdurate stupidity, declines to ask why the fuck FEMA would direct survivors to a location FEMA never intended to supply with the barest means for the preservation of life. I, for my part, shriek into my couch pillow and heartily wish the FEMA BOOBY dead. By public hanging.